Programmes

Four rooms, one red pen.

Each listing is a real syllabus, not a content drip. Cohort Craft is the flagship; the others are shorter and meaner about a single wound.

Laptop showing financial and product charts

Flagship · 6 weeks · £1,140

Cohort Craft

Retention as a written argument. You leave with an event contract, labelled windows, and permission to ignore half the default board.

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Close view of a mobile app on a phone

12 hours · archive + clinic · £365

Event Taxonomy Studio

A naming atelier. You rewrite one live schema, present the deletions, and practise saying properties out loud until they sound like English.

Often bundled with Cohort Craft
Phone beside a notebook of interface sketches

four Saturday mornings · £620

Funnel Forensics

Store, permissions, first task. You map a drop that is usually three smaller drops wearing one name. Includes a session on double-firing events.

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Product team in discussion around a laptop

three evenings · £480

Storefront Experiments

Listing claims must map to a session-one event. You design a test that cannot “win” by promising a product you do not ship in the first ten minutes.

See the language-app case